July 30, 2003

After seeing my sister's new website...I have decided to give this thing another go. But I don't see how anyone can read this junk. My sister's blogs are well..funny. Mine aren't. She says it's because they're witty. So now I am on a quest to be witty. Eat, sleep, breathe wittiness. I'm also going to try and fit some cynical humor in there too. Let's see if you notice an improvement on my writing. (Well, if you are reading this,I applaud you, because I know I never could.) Does that sound witty? Or does it just sound like a truly un-witty person making a pathetic attempt to be witty? This is all getting very confusing. Maybe I should just shutup. Yes, that sounds good. Goodbye.

-Toka...the new and improved witty one

June 30, 2003

Ok, so I haven't been updating for a million years. I was reading Harry Potter OotP. That was a good book. Rowling does a good job of making people evil. You could really hate that Umbridge lady. So I went to my friends house and saw her website. It's cool. Basically. It's grunge, which is kinda not really my style...well I'm thinking of making a grunge site one of these days. Well anyway it's simplemadness.com. It's pretty cool.

So it's my dad's birthday today. And it's my mom's birthday tomorrow. Which would be pretty cool if they were actually the same age. But their not. So whatever.

I'm going to bayfest with my friends on Saturday. Ahh, there's nothing like puking your heart out in a public place. That's always fun. You know I did actually see someone puke on one of the rides once. But it was the swings, ok? That's like someone puking on the merry go round. Then again, I used to be terrified of that ride. Oh well, I like being hypocritical. It's fun.

What could I do to make this site cooler? Maybe I should make a different page for each thing. That would be cool. But it would take a lifetime. Maybe I'll make it my summer project. Yes. That would be good.

Went to lunch today. I swear that place was like a dieting restaurant. It only served sandwiches and salads. Their menu didn't even open up there were so little items...but their turkey sandwich was good....I'd rather just go to McDonald's though. I'll eat my hat if I taste anything better than a McDonald's hamburger.

-Toka

June 25, 2003

6th month anniversary of Christmas...but hey we already went over that.

Today my sister got her bottom brces put on and I got dragged along...that orthadontist's operating room is so strange. He has the entire place decked out like it was a desert island...there are grass shack rooves all over the place...and he has a plastic tiki put up on the waiting room wall...

So when we go to pick my sister up my mom says something truly horrifying; "Do you guys have a family discount". It's not like she was getting braces so there was only one person who she could mean was...well you figure it out. So they took me in and stuck a wooden tounge depresser in my mouth...eww thoe things taste horrible!

Then a stupid pigeon came and flew into our house...my cat went absolutely crazy and I had to throw myself on the floor and grab his tail to keep him from ripping it to shreds. So then the stupid pigeon got stuck behind our bookcase...the top was really dusty so I had to climb up in my underwear and grab the thing with a towel.

Then my two friends got into a huge fight and now I have to put up with everyone yelling at each other...at this moment I have the phone tipped up against my ear listening to the whole thing...ugh.

-Toka

June 24, 2003

Everyone remember….today is the official 6 month anniversary of Christmas Eve. It is the farthest day of the year from December the 24. Now, as every day passes, we will get closer to Christmas instead of further away from it. So we can start marking off our calendars now. Tomorrow will be the anniversary of actual Christmas! Yay!

Ok…..remember when I asked you if Prince William was hot or not? Well, my wonderful friend (Thank you Leah!!!) brought me a People Magazine with the Hot-E right on the cover. Then, after reading the magazine, I found that there was actually a hottest bachelor contest. (Why am I always the last to know these things?) The last two finalists are Ashton Kutcher (who is also a cute guy but comes nowhere NEAR to Will’s hot-ness) and the Prince himself. There’s a poll going on right now on people.com. So all you William fans…go to people.com/bachelor and VOTE FOR PRINCE WILLIAM! He’s behind because all Americans are idiots….oh well. But not for long…it’s a real close fight, and he can still win!

So today in writing class we all got super bored…(what a surprise). And we started making up nonsense…..well Leah made up a fuzzy rainbow monster who invaded a town that happened to be called the land of bleak. I, however, made up pizza faces……ahhh there’s nothing like a triangular faced Osama.

Ok, the question of the day is…What are those little bumps on the keys “F” and “J” on the keyboard? I don’t know if they are only on Macs, or only on laptops, but they’re there. What are they for? It’s like they’re pointless….just like that little indent right below you nose and right above your lip. The only purpose they could possibly have would be to channel snot from your nose into your mouth….only useful to complete weirdos.

Ok so I have been reading HP and the Goblet of Fire recently…don’t get mistaken, I’m not so poor that I can’t afford the 5th one, oh no. I have the Order of the Phoenix. However, my mother insists on reading it first, unless I pay for it myself. Hey, if she would let me drop out of school and get a paying job, I would. But oh, no, she insists on keeping me in school. Whose fault is that?

Watching Whose Line is it Anyway. Oh geez, don’t you just love Colin with his shiny, bald head? I swear, he oils that thing. Then there’s always Wayne Brady (Forever, and ever, you’ll be in my fridge and I will drink you!) And you can never forget Ryan, Mr. Shoe-man. Where does he get all of them anyway?

Later I’ll post some pictures of pizza-face and maybe even the fuzzy rainbow monster…..until then…bye.

-Toka

June 23, 2003

Ok, so this is my first journal entry. Stupid writing school today. I hate that stuff.....we watch DVD's with a whiny man making 30 minute lectures...he has a welsch/english/whinolium accent....he he but we got animal crackers...yum. Weather status: no rain. Dangit. How will I ever make this junk funny? Reading Jade Green....ick. I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan of bodiless hands. But it is good (don't want to upset the ghost). No really, it is.

I wonder if my dad's at anger management right now (long, LONG story). My nutcase grandma got into a fight with him some 14 months ago. Of course, she could just forgive and forget...but my grandma's not exactly the kind to take the easy way out, oh no. So she presses abuse charges against him, and he pleads no contest. No wonder, he was afraid he would lose (I would be too if the penalty was 1 year in jail and a $2000 dollar fine). So he gets to go to anger management for 3 months. Well, I think you've had your little history lesson for the day.

Watched about a boy....it is SO funny to hear those people swearing with english accents....what else....ok poll time.....who here thinks Prince William is hot? Yes, definitely...oo randomness prevails again. (Saw Prince William turns 21)

I want cargo pants. Real bad. I need more clothes that don't hug either my butt or my chest (not that there's anything to hug). Note to self....get boobs....soon.

I should get my hair layered soon...ooo fun. Why does the human race care so much about their hair? Does it have some strange sexual appeal that I don't know about? Then again, why do I care so much about my hair? I should research that topic.

Enough written for today.

-Toka